I discovered from one of my earlier posts "Having a bad day??" that many iLanders are looking for something to lift their moods and bring on a smile. I hope the following snippets will do just the same. If this posts brightens at least one person's day, my mission is accomplished :) Have a great week everyone!!

Married humour     Wife: "What are you doing?"
      Husband : Nothing.
      Wife : "Nothing...?  You've been reading our marriage certificate
     for an hour."
      Husband : "I was looking for the expiration date."
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      Wife : "Do you want dinner?"
      Husband : "Sure! What are my choices?"
      Wife : "Yes and no."
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      Wife: "You always carry my photo in your wallet.  Why?"
      Hubby: "When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at
     your picture and the problem disappears."
      Wife: "You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?"
      Hubby: "Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem
     can there be greater than this one?"
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      Stress Reliever Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your
     worries, troubles and lighten your burden."
      Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries
     or troubles."
      Girl: "Well that's because we aren't married yet."
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       Son: "Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me
     to give up my seat to a lady."    Mom: "Well, you have done the right
     thing."
      Son: "But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap."
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      A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my
     father hadn't left me a fortune?"
      "Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you, NO MATTER
     WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!"
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       Father to son after exam: "Let me see your report card."
      Son: "My friend just borrowed it.  He wants to scare his parents."
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      Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever .
      The guy replies: "Thanks for the early warning."
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      A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me, my pretty
     face or my sexy body?"    He looked at her from head to toe and
     replied: "I like your sense of humor