Well, My Man is back (Woo-Hoo!!) and I am in seventh, eighth, ninth...... heaven. A friend forwarded the following and I wanted to share them with all my friends to kick-start a jolly good weekend. To the more sensitive ones, this isn't male-bashing. I love men (many of my bestfriends are men). They are like children. It's just that they never grow up. TGIF folks :-)

Question: What is the difference between men and puppies?
Answer: Puppies grow up.


Question: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
Answer: Because they are...


Question: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
Answer: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.


Question: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first?
Answer: Who cares?????

Question: What did God say after he created man?
Answer: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!.


Question: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO?
Answer: I don't know, I've never seen either.


Question: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
Answer: i) no mind ii) no business


Question: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
Answer: Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions.
 
Question: What is the difference between men and pigs?
Answer: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...


Question: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
Answer: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention of driving.

Question: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
Answer: Exchange him!!


Question: Why do men like smart women?
Answer: Opposites attract.